Evan Nabavian is swiping right on your Tinder. R&B crooner BJ The Chicago Kid channels that moment of clarity you get when you’re enraptured by the pussy. You’re about to dive in there and paint the Sistine Chapel, pitch a perfect game, and discover the Higgs Boson. The pussy is about to host a watershed […]

Deen survived All-Star Weekend in Houston. One of my favorite rappers working today is Sean Price. Yes, he of the unrelenting hilarity and goonery. A little while ago on Twitter, some innocent soul asked him about his favorite female rappers or a closely related question. In pure Sean P fashion, he responded, and I’m paraphrasing […]

There is no truth to the rumor that I am the long-haired hipster in the peasant button-up whipping his hair like an American Apparel Willow Smith. But it’s nice to see that Sasha Go Hard allows the Flosstradamus set to crash her roof-top functions. If you didn’t pay obsessive attention to the Chicago Drill scene […]