Drew Millard once shot dice with Lady Bird Johnson in Barcelona. A rapper holding a press conference is an inherently absurd act. There might have been eight people who didn’t take Rick Ross’s Maybach Music Group press conference with a grain of rice, and they were the guys standing onstage doling out platitudes about how […]

Max Bell, rap game Max Fisher.  Riff Raff could’ve played for the Dallas Mavericks. But they found crack in his jacket and marijuana in his socks. He and Sway were also recently spotted pulling up at a Chinese buffet prior to rolling to Ruby Tuesdays in candy coated grim reaper Jeep for their fishing trip. It’s […]

Goths dancing to Lil B. The apocalypse is upon us. It’s painfully hilarious. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh3iWi1W2Y2vfF4995 Shawnna and Chella H are very late. But fuck it…Chi City Bitch. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh16V8kJq3t0HjAztB Tone Loc could never have predicted this. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhSRoGa1jTL0BlI8t5 D-Will is thinking about opting out of his shoe contract.

Max Bell never fucked with Sparks. Last night I was getting my dick sucked by a cartoon squirrel while watching Nip Tuck and smoking some Oregon Trail fresh from my Steve Harvey tupperware. I was on some real Buttercream Beatle shit in my El Camino until I was rudely interrupted by Danny DeVito and Tim […]

Slava P’s birth name is Versace Bentley Mazda. Considering that the idea of “hip-hop” has existed for less than forty years, it’s fascinating to think how many trends have come into fruition and withered away. In the ’10s, this ‘trend-cycle’ has been hyper-accelerated thanks to the internet providing more avenues from which “talent” can be […]