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Art by aaronisnotcool Kool Keith and Prince Metropolis Known drop off-balance fadeaway auto-tune swishes loosely about Mr. Disappointment and the NBA’s Stefan Urkelle. The song is called “Durant and Westbrook” and features Keith and the Lion rapping about bisexual white women and Lebron bribing Keith to South Beach via Spanish mamis. Spike Lee is amazed […]
