An Incomplete List of Timbaland’s Worst Decisions | May 26, 2015 |
The Derivatives Market: Timbaland Fucks Up Some Potentially Dope Michael Jackson Acapellas on Xscape | May 27, 2014 |
Abe Beame is so high, he’ll Never Land like Mike Jackson’s crib If you squint in a certain light, you can see the potential for Xscape, this month’s latest in what is sure to be a depressing parade of Michael Jackson mash-ups and “collaborations” as his estate continues to cash in on cutting room floor […]
MobbDeen: Tuxedo Funk And/Or How to Rate White R&B | April 3, 2013 |
Deen’s advice column is coming soon. From now on, every time that I write about R&B or pop music, I’ll be comparing it Justin Timberlake’s latest effort: The 20/20 Experience. “Why?” Because the distinct aroma of averageness leaking from that album makes it the perfect threshold for good vs. not good determination. Basically, if your […]
Haiku Reviews: Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience | March 19, 2013 |
Slava P is suddenly thirsty for a Bud Light Platinum. Pusher Love Girl Melodious croons about various vices and chunky loving Suit & Tie Luxury, focus- group rap. Done in a trendy, catchy, falsetto Don’t Hold The Wall A call to dance with Timbo making Timbo beats; lazy songwriting Strawberry bubblegum A romanticized theme of […]
Hudmo Gets Snippy | March 15, 2013 |
Jonah Bromwich can’t take no more [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/HudMo/status/311503765322727425″] That’s Hudson Mohawke, chiming in on the album that everyone, including yours truly is talking about. A funny coincidence, because “Sweet Silverskin,” an unreleased track from 2010, has an unmistakable Timbaland vibe, drum machines, sequenced horns and laid back party atmosphere. Of course, HudMo’s always been on […]
Justin Timberlake, Beyoncé and Aging Pop Star 101 | March 15, 2013 |
Jonah Bromwich will not be anyone’s “blueberry lollipop,” just so you know. I’m not at the point where I can get specific with numerals when rating The 20/20 Experience, but I feel comfortable saying that the album is “pretty good.” I’ve listened to it about five times or so. While I can’t say how certain […]