Gold chains and lo mein, continuing the Chinese food and flashy jewelry theme I’m running with today. I like Two-9 because they hit the fine line between traditional Atlanta trap and the more red clay ghosts in the swamp Southern funk. They also have the son of a J5 member for added diversity and this […]

Will Johnsen is banging like ?uestlove. Fat Man Key has no shame. Unlike Gucci, he’ll tell you to your face that he’s fucking your bitch. In your downtown ATL penthouse no less. Or maybe he will take her to a park, feed her extra large sub sandwiches and pour champagne down her throat. He’ll sip […]

While most rap groups are merely about asking questions, Two9 are all about answering them. I respect that. Last November, Two9 asked you to guess who was fucking your bitch. To the chagrin of many young males in their early 20s, the answer was not merely the Based God, but also the squad of Curtis […]

Slava P doesn’t understand the question and won’t respond to it. Even though you’ve probably never heard of Atlanta’s Key!, ‘Guess Who’ feels comfortably familiar. It sounds like what would happen if A$AP Rocky wrote a snap-dance song ($napdance?). The greatest songs are the ones that you can’t help but memorize. The songs that grab […]