Today is my last day at Sea Level. Sylvia and Todd finally fired me for a series of illicit acts including thievery, illegal sale of narcotics and pummeling of yuppies. They used the word “pumelling” not me. I thought of it as more of a minor fracas, or perhaps a small brouhaha.Anyhow, I’m lying of […]

No, the above photo is not an actual photo of me at work at Sea Level. Sadly, I don’t have fins, nor a garrulous lobster pal named Sebastian, nor a coral bra. Well, maybe I’m lying a little. I can’t deny my penchant for a good coral bra. Please keep this a secret between you […]

Two days ago this was the scene at Sea Level. Shattered glass sprayed across the store, as a drunken driver plowed through the front door in his battered red pick-up. And it’s very strange to type these words as I look at the plywood boads nailed into the wall directly to the right of me. […]

Okay. The title of this post might be an overstatement. But seriously, “What a Job” (featuring Snoop and Andre 3000), from Devin the Dude’s Waiting to Inhale is the best rap song I’ve heard in a very very long while. Andre 3000, needs to rap more. A lot more. Listen and thank me (and Rizoh […]

The problems of live-blogging have been solved. Who knew that running Internet Explorer on a Mac wasn’t a good idea (other than roughly 99 percent of the globe). Oh, Safari, you’re my only friend. So I’m back and with two hours to kill until I check out. A man wearing a paper Burger King crown […]

Does anyone buy music anymore? Does everyone download it? These questions have been going through my head all day long as I try to fight the urge to take a nap. However, a more important question is currently plaguing me right now. As in why doesn’t Sea Level’s Ms. Pacman machine work? I’m a video […]

In four years of college, my three closest friends and I must’ve watched Half Baked roughly 50 times. And one thing that invariably occurred during these sessions was a brief debate over which character in the film we most resembled. One friend became a schoolteacher. He obviously was Kenny. Another applied for a job as […]

So in my efforts to catalogue the finest white rappers of all-time, I stumbled across many many photos for each artist and in the process, I have become convinced that Aesop Rock and Matisyahu may in fact be long lost cousins. There are several reasons besides a vague but definite physical resemblance 1) Matisyahu has […]