Somewhere, somehow, one of the old Altered Zones editors will see this video. When he does, he might like it so much that it will cause him to roll around in his grave in the shape of a Lamborghini VHS Cassette Rewinder. You can buy them at thrift store Mortuaries in Highland Park. I wrote […]

I Come to Shanghai have never even been to Shanghai. At least, not to my knowledge. They formed in Oakland and moved to Georgia last year to work on music full-time and earn access to Waffle House 24-7. Georgia is probably the furthest you can possibly get from China.  In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised […]