DJ Headnodic – Funky Star Wars | February 27, 2012 |
Evan Nabavian was briefly the bassist for the Evil Genius Orchestra. Star Wars goes with everything. DJ Headnodic compiled 70s and 80s Star Wars covers into a 40 minute mix called Funky Star Wars which, if you ask me, should be somehow worked into the official Star Wars canon. This reminds me of my undeveloped […]
Throwing Home: Homeboy Sandman’s New York Nights | January 20, 2012 |
Evan Nabavian’s favorite Dr. Seuss book is Yertle the Turtle. Homeboy Sandman stands out on the Stones Throw Roster. He, Guilty Simpson, MED, and Jonti would make a motley BET cypher. More buoyant than blunted, Sandman plays a cheery, quirky everyman whose youthful exploits on “New York Nights” read like those of an NYU undergrad […]
The Impressive Emptiness of Future | November 30, 2011 |
Evan Nabavian also enjoys the cinematic stylings of “A Low Down Dirty Shame.” The best application of Auto-Tune is pervy crooning on rap hooks. On “Ain’t No Way Around It,” Future raps in an obscene moan which is somehow okay for a hard-boiled trap rapper because of the robotic veneer of Auto-Tune. Future says absolutely […]
“Throwing it Up” at White Castle with Eminem, Yelawolf, & Gangsta Boo | November 28, 2011 |
Evan Nabavian was photo shopped out of this photo. For all the promise and accolades, the road to Yelawolf’s debut album did not inspire confidence. He signed a deal with the reanimated corpse of Shady Records and released two singles conceived by witless Interscope A&Rs. I was loath to admit it, but Radioactive seemed destined […]
Better than Big: Nas and Amy Winehouse’s Tasteful Posthumous Duet | November 17, 2011 |
Evan Nabavian read more books than the curriculum profile. Amy Winehouse and Nas share a tenuous, but meaningful bond. Amy’s “Me & Mr. Jones” is a flirty nod to Nas and both owe some of their best work to Salaam Remi. They have the same birthday and planned to celebrate together this past September. “Like […]
Midnight Snacks & Movie Stars | October 25, 2011 |
In sleep, Evan Nabavian gets to be a viking. I think all men indulge in fantasies of being rock stars, superheroes, star athletes, firemen, hard-boiled cops, war heroes, Mossad agents, billionaires, samurai masters, professional wrestlers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and movie stars. But the terrible price of glory has been well-covered by Hollywood. An odd […]
Willie the Kid and the Art of Robbery | October 7, 2011 |
Evan Nabavian is younger than Willie the Kid, but doesn’t feel the need to brag about it. The 70s and 80s begat drug dealers. They were ambitious and greedy and impulsive and their connects sold them grams upon grams. And they toasted foreign liqueurs to their success. And they rode coups through the city with […]
Evan Nabavian does not believe that Lil Twist is the Shyheim of Young Money. Boss that he is, Rick Ross knew when assembling his team of future bosses that Maybach Music Group needed a lady boss for massive crossover boss appeal. Murder Inc. had Ashanti, G-Unit had Olivia, and even Game had a hook-singing sweetheart […]
The Unremembered ’90s Nostalgia of Mac Miller | September 26, 2011 |
Peter Rosenberg and Action Bronson Get Popping | September 15, 2011 |
Evan Nabavian has a lot of old soul music. Ah mixtapes. I used to come home from school, fire up Windows XP, and check newsgroups for the newest Big Mike, Kay Slay, and Clue tapes. I would download them all and delete everything except the D-Block tracks. But most of that probably doesn’t make a […]