MobbDeen: Ludacris – “If I Ain’t Fucked Up…” | April 26, 2013 |
Deen’s been smoking all night. For the first time in a really long while, I’m listening to a Ludacris song that doesn’t completely bore me. Of all the rapper turned mogul/actor/whatever the fuck else niggas have to do in order to plausibly claim that they don’t need to rap anymore to make money, Ludacris’ “fall” […]
MobbDeen: “Girls Like Beyonce,” Drake Rocks the Cradle | April 17, 2013 |
Deen is also NOT A NICE PERSON. So there’s this intervention-styled show on Oprah’s TV Network hosted by this ugly-faced round-headed woman named Iyanla Vanzant. I don’t remember how or why she’s popular amongst us blacks, but she kinda is. The shit’s called Iyanla, Fix My Life. Basically a bunch of dime-store psychology applied to […]
MobbDeen: Tuxedo Funk And/Or How to Rate White R&B | April 3, 2013 |
Deen’s advice column is coming soon. From now on, every time that I write about R&B or pop music, I’ll be comparing it Justin Timberlake’s latest effort: The 20/20 Experience. “Why?” Because the distinct aroma of averageness leaking from that album makes it the perfect threshold for good vs. not good determination. Basically, if your […]
MobbDeen: Nas “featuring” Lauryn Hill – It Wasn’t You… | March 22, 2013 |
MobbDeep: Rihanna’s Pour it Up Remix ft. the Usual Suspects | March 21, 2013 |
All Deen sees is dollar signs. That’s the first thing they teach you in law school. Looky here. RiRi killed the OG version of this “Bandz” beat/GBE flow-aping shake junt anthem, but it was destined for a full on rap remix anyway. It’s only right, even if it’s redundant. So let’s get the most interesting […]
MobbDeen: Bangladesh’s “Ponzi Scheme” Mixtape | March 19, 2013 |