BEeFF, America’s favorite hedonistic connoisseurs of Mickey Mouse memorabilia face the bitter truth that sometimes animated rodents can come to life and hold you hostage in a basement. This is a very valuable lesson to all the college kids reading this who value a career as a professional animator. Your imagination can lead to nefarious ends, especially when knives and quarter pounders are involved. Also, never imagine a dragon, especially if said Imagine Dragons are Mormon.
I profiled the leaders of the fake world for the latest Bizarre Ride column in LA Weekly. We talked a lot about Craig Sager and fakeness, but more about the woefulness of this year’s Lakers team. We also watched Y.G. and Bieber videos, but that didn’t make the finished draft. Word limits are a motherfucker. BEeFF’s latest album/mixtape/artificial manifesto is below the jump. It’s cover is a Mount Rushmore of Evan, B.C., Larry David and Pikachu so you know it’s (not) real.
