- Girls better be crafty to make Juicy happy
(“Hippie bitch made an apple bong, good weed, alcohol” – Wax)
- Collipark Bubba Sparxxx said it best: Ya better get it right, and it best be tight.
(“I don’t buy these broads Nike, but I keep these girls in check
Working for that money, bitch, you gon’ have to break a sweat” – Bounce it)
- The more ratchet you are the better
(You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can’t – Bandz a Make Her Dance
- Most importantly you gotta be down with the essentials. A zip and a double cup, ‘Rari key and a trippy stick. One bag of molly, bandz and a Nina make Juicy tick.
To all the beautiful women out there, thank you for taking an interest in the Juicy J Twerking Scholarship. Just remember, I’m trippy so it’ll only be for one night. If you’re cool with the above guidelines, then we will review your application* and get back to you as soon as possible.
Best of luck,
Juicy J
* Please include 3 Vines of you twerking, 5 nudes and pics of 10 of your friends
