Illustrations and larceny by Brad Beatson
A step-by-step guide on how to Run The Jewels:
- Channel your inner Super Villain (fuck what you heard, bad guys are often misunderstood)
- Befriend the animals (El is fond of hounds and whales; Mike is especially fond of wolves and African elephants)
- Prepare for the inevitable revolution you will start (Like a young Che Guevara or Fidel Castro – Killer Mike “36′ Chain”)
- Should your revolution gain traction, beware of Big Brother
- And if you can’t Run ’em, at least Boogie The Jewels (word to Chest Rockwell)
