The Based God has tweeted over 100,000 times. That’s a lot of opinions. Here are some of them:
1. Kevin Durant is fucked
2. LeBron isn’t
3. Old people?
4. Toy Story!
- Based God: “Bitches know Woody / Bitches call me Woody / It’s a Toy Story (cowboy!) – Ima Eat Her A$$”
- Wu God: “Buzz Lightyear, boy, from here to infinity” Carry It
5. Your bitch?
Yup, still fucked.
Illustrations by Brad Beatson