Haikus by Passion of the Weiss staff. Sorry/Not sorry.
No one gives a fuck
about songwriting at all
anymore, that right?
Animal Collective — Centipede HZ
Avant guardians?
Or a bunch of man-children
Scribbling on samplers?
Sung Tongs was the one
Great album recorded by
These dudes, give it up
Wiz Khalifa — Cabin Fever 2
Recapture old fans
by rehashing a concept
nobody cared about
Rick Ross – Black Bar Mitzvah
How to lose (further)
credibility using
just some album art
Lupe Fiasco — Food & Liquor 2
Lupe now creates
abrasive, political,
“off my lawn” music.
Machine Gun Kelly – Lace Up
You can remove the
trailer park from the teen, but
not from his music
Waka Flocka – Triple F Life: Fans, Friends & Family
Classic example
of raw, exciting talent
the industry ruined
Kreayshawn – Something About Kreay
Having “buzz” can get
you a record deal, but will
anyone listen?
Purity Ring – Shrines
Just because something
Is dark or gory, goddammit
Doesn’t mean it’s deep
Beach House – Bloom
How many times can
you make the same record? The
sound of paint crying
Slaughterhouse — Welcome To: Our House
Lyrics, yo.Lyrics,
Lyrics, yo. Lyrics yo. Word.
Skyler Gray got bars.
Dominik Lord – Fashion Show
Destroy his sweater.
The PM Dawn of swag rap.
Fashion suicide
You owe Lil B bad.
You won’t be around next year.
Popped a bubble woo