Slava Pastuk was on the Rihanna Jet. Spiritually.
Fresh Out the Runway
Grating synth noises
and overexcited drums
make for Minaj-lite
Diamonds
Gaudy but catchy
with sparkles of brilliance,
logic excluded.
Numb
Drowned and low sirens
with droning vocals, aided
by “Slaughterhouse Em”
Pour It Up
A ratchet attempt
at a stripped-down ‘bandz’-y song
that you can twerk to
Loveeeeeee Song feat. Future
A heartfelt duet
with our era’s best robot
and best mannequin
Jump
‘Pony’ adapted
to include EDM shrieks
and sultry moaning
Right Now
A future jingle
for a laptop commercial.
That’s high praise these days.
What Now
Ebbed and whiny noise
on a festive drum rhythm
and healthy pity.
Stay feat. Mikky Ekko
Stripped-bare piano
brings a more pop Coldplay song
with shapelier legs
Nobodies Business feat. Chris Brown
Personal drama
detached, this song is boring,
fails to pack a punch.
Love Without Tragedy / Mother Mary
Madonna and whore
square off in song. Winner gets
a brand new tattoo.
Get It Over With
Rih ponders about
meteorology facts
with simple answers.
No Love Allowed
Return to island
roots; record song comparing
violence to love
Lost in Paradise
Levels of wub-dub
move throughout a misguided
attempt at singing
