Let’s be honest with ourselves. At one time or another, we’ve all wanted a chain-smoking squirrel thug to help us egg stroller moms in Park Slope. After all, squirrels cannot be arrested and as Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers taught us, they make for intrepid explorers. Fuck a cartoon bear. They will only eat you out of house and home and remind you of Justin Timberlake. El-P understands you must go full retard and only squirrels possess the agility, fearlessness and alcoholic tolerance to do. They also are irresistible to women with daddy issues.
This is the only video in rap history where a rodent shoots up heroin, but it will not be the last. It opens up a new world of ferrets, muskrats, and the occasional ocelet. 21st Century shit and all ready to ride. Taken from El-P’s excellent Cancer 4 Cure, which I reviewed here. Sach’s review coming soon to a tunnel near you.
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MP3: El-P – “The Full Retard”
