May
14

Smokin’ Dro-”Hey Bud, Let’s Party”: A Look at the MLB Players You’d Want to Drink With

After a sojourn in Switzerland, where he picked fights with a half-dozen cuckoo clock scions, thus, reversing their neutrality policy, Sandro Colacicco has returned.  Baseball players are historically known as partiers. After all, it’s one of the only sports where you can actually show up to work hung over and do a good job. Baseball… Continue reading »

Apr
07

Smokin’ ‘Dro–MLB Preview 2009

Fun Fact: Sandro Colacicco and I played on the same college baseball team. The experience was a cross between “The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training” and “Major League.” The morale of the story is never steal Sandro or Jobu’s rum. It’s very bad. It’s very bad.    Baseball has always been therapeutic for me:… Continue reading »

Mar
18

Smokin’ Dro: March Madness Preview ’09

Sandro Colacicco also takes fantasy football tips from a taxi driver named Federico. Everyone loves this time of year: the days get longer, the weather gets nicer, girls start wearing tank tops and miniskirts, and you get to gamble at the wee hours of the morning and it’s almost socially acceptable. Yes, I will be… Continue reading »

Feb
25

Smokin’ ‘Dro–Try These On: Xtreme(ly Lame) Sports

Sandro Colacicco smokes dro, chops O’s, rides dirty, and his candy paint looks purty.  I’ve been doing some strange stuff recently–reading Lolita at odd hours of the night in seedy diners, cooking ethnic food in grotesque quantities, and perusing vintage porn (don’t check out the porn re-enactment of Hair). I also grew a goatee and… Continue reading »