Nov
12

The Anthology of Ross Lyrics: “M.C. Hammer” Video Edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E1a9GjiOc4 Lyrics intended to be as accurate as possible, though even the most erudite can be easily mesmerized by the refulgence of Rick Ross’s beard. Interpretations necessary — for like the exquisite crustaceans that Mssr. Rozay  ritualistically devours, the true meaning of his verse only emerges when the carapace is cracked. Bawse.  ”My gun dirty/my… Continue reading »

Oct
15

The Weekend Blotter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY1DE0mpDlU Weekends are for Rozay. Ross is a liar, but we already knew that. He denies being a star, but he is. Only a celebrity could boast this level of delusion. He is the Jenna Maroney of rap music. He’s living theatrically. If only Hollywood would return to their love of high concept and allow… Continue reading »

Aug
07

Erykah Badu feat. Rick Ross – Window Seat (Remix) + Turn Me Away (Get MuNNY) Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laEK8pxok0E Had you told me five years ago that I’d eventually be posting Rick Ross and Erykah Badu videos, I would have struck you upside the head with a scimitar. But that was before Ross bestowed himself with nicknames like “the Human Bong,” and before Badu spiked her organic lattes with bourbon. He also has… Continue reading »

Jul
28

Sach O Presents…The Bawse

Sach O thinks he’s Miep Gies, Herbert Hoover… You enter into the antechamber of a dark room, the smell of fine ganja floating in the air, masking the unmistakable odor of seafood. As your eyes adjust to the darkness, you see the silhouette of a large man resting in a armchair, lazily blowing smoke rings… Continue reading »

Jun
08

Sach O: The Surprising Evolution of Rick Ross

Sach O is the human bong. I continue to prefer Rick Ross to most contemporary rappers. While the man’s penchants for self-parody and high comedy have already been firmly established, it’s getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that he’s actually developing as an emcee. The rumors of ghostwriting that popped up after Deeper… Continue reading »

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