Jan
12

The Curse of H.A.M: Whose Swine Will Survive Until Easter Sunday?

Scene 9- Annie Hall from logan lemberger on Vimeo. Because Kanye West and Jay-Z love Pill, but hate Hebrews, they have graced us with their latest single, “H.A.M.” We are ordered to hail to the throne, but some of us follow the scriptures of Supreme Clientele: “y’all know how we dine, but we don’t eat… Continue reading »

Dec
09

Video: Danny Byrd – Ill Behaviour

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u1vq8xI1Vg Sach O’s back once again with the ill behaviour can you feel it? Nothing can save ya. If I’m to believe the history books, a million people took fairly potent mind-altering chemicals every week in England at the height of Rave’s popularity. This goes a long way to explain why UK rave culture… Continue reading »

Nov
17

Rider Die: You Gotta Pay Da Cost to Book the Bawse

Thanks to an intricate network of top-secret spies in all corners of the music industry, the Passion of the Weiss has acquired the pricing list to book some of your favorite rappers and singers. If you have $45,000 to spend (all inclusive), you too can have Plies at your Bar-Mitzvah, wedding, or Quinceanera. Thankfully, you… Continue reading »

Nov
16

The Making of “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”

Zilla Rocca has never tried liquid cocaine, but he’s willing to give it a chance if it means he can record with Raekwon. Question: “Remember when Ye called this his “boom bap record”? It was all going according to plan….until Scott Mescudi pulled Kanye aside and asked him if he wanted to ride the white… Continue reading »

Nov
12

The Anthology of Ross Lyrics: “M.C. Hammer” Video Edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E1a9GjiOc4 Lyrics intended to be as accurate as possible, though even the most erudite can be easily mesmerized by the refulgence of Rick Ross’s beard. Interpretations necessary — for like the exquisite crustaceans that Mssr. Rozay  ritualistically devours, the true meaning of his verse only emerges when the carapace is cracked. Bawse.  ”My gun dirty/my… Continue reading »

Nov
05

Sach O: N-Type goes nuts on the radio, plays oldies.

Sach O can’t go on together…with suspicious minds! Ignore the mugshot/album cover, N-Type is one funny dude. How funny? Funny enough to use a week’s hour and half of Rinse FM airtime to play nothing but 70′s and 80′s pop tunes back in October. From “Red Red Wine” to more obscure boogie funk, dude goes… Continue reading »

Oct
28

You Don’t Understand My Words, But You Must Choose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRBLmogRL4c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0 Which one of these is the greatest new rap song of modern times? Personally, I vote for Weekend at Bernie’s. It’s the Pee Wee Herman for the post-lyricism era. Come…choose life or death. Via Trey Kerby and Phat Friend.

Apr
04

Sach O: Mr. Scruff – Sweet Smoke Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQ2jKvPjHI Sometimes we write long-winded pieces exhorting you to give Nicki Minaj a shot, other times we post old Ninjatune cartoons about pie and the citizens who love it. Hopefully your weekends looked something like this.

Dec
08

Adult Swim: ATL Remix

This will undoubtedly cause a lot of consternation in conservative corners of the web. Admittedly, there is a weird dissonance listening to Gucci Mane spit over Flying Lotus, Young Jeezy rhyme over El-P, and Shawty Lo over Prefuse 73. Granted, not all of this works, and on general principle, I refuse to enjoy anything involving… Continue reading »

Oct
27

Never Eat at Denny’s and Party Like Lil Penny: Suggestions for Denny’s Late Night Rockstar Menu

Denny’s, the diner chain of choice for those benighted locales that lack a better alternative (an IHOP, a Steak-N-Shake, a Taco Truck, readily available roadkill) has recently announced their new late night Rockstar Menu, featuring such indelible dishes as Hoobastank’s Hoobaburrito, Jewel’s Acoustic Roasted Chicken Quesadilla, Sum 41′s The Sumwich, Good Charlotte’s Band of Burritos,… Continue reading »

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