Mar
25

Haiku Review – Lil Wayne’s “I Am Not a Human Being II”

Slava P had a pocket full of ass whoopings, but unfortunately, there was a hole in it. The only thing people can agree upon when talking about Lil Wayne is that he’s incredibly polarizing. This partially lies in the fact that he’s an easy target for criticism with his absurd fashion choices, unexplainable passion for… Continue reading »

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Mar
19

Haiku Reviews: Justin Timberlake – The 20/20 Experience

Slava P is suddenly thirsty for a Bud Light Platinum. Pusher Love Girl Melodious croons about various vices and chunky loving Suit & Tie Luxury, focus- group rap. Done in a trendy, catchy, falsetto Don’t Hold The Wall A call to dance with Timbo making Timbo beats; lazy songwriting Strawberry bubblegum A romanticized theme of… Continue reading »

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Feb
04

Haiku Reviews: Pusha T’s “Wrath of Caine”

Slava P found out what happened to that Boy George cassette. What happened to Terrence Thornton? The braided half of the former “under-appreciated” (his words) pairing The Clipse has abandoned his daily rituals of working the Virginia corners and slinging cocaine in favor of flights to Hawaii with Kanye and building on his #menswear collection.… Continue reading »

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Jan
15

Haiku Reviews – A$AP Rocky – “Long.Live.ASAP”

Slava P is so bout it bout it, he only goes by the first letter of his last name. Long Live A$AP A dream-scape intro with a Coldplay impression over rainy beats Goldie A radio smash about flaunting your newly acquired items PMW (All I Really Need) feat. Schoolboy Q A spaceship soundtrack with the… Continue reading »

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Dec
28

Haiku Reviews: The Worst or Most OverHyped Albums of 2012

Haikus by Passion of the Weiss staff. Sorry/Not sorry. No one gives a fuck about songwriting at all anymore, that right? Animal Collective — Centipede HZ Avant guardians? Or a bunch of man-children Scribbling on samplers? Sung Tongs was the one Great album recorded by These dudes, give it up

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Dec
04

Haiku Review – Wiz Khalifa’s “ONIFC”

Slava P’s favorite Dalmation is Pongo. Intro Ambient set-up to an album whose cover you have to replace. Paperbond Fame means you never need to admit what your song titles really mean.

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Nov
21

Haiku Reviews – Rihanna’s “Unapologetic”

Slava Pastuk was on the Rihanna Jet. Spiritually.  Fresh Out the Runway Grating synth noises and overexcited drums make for Minaj-lite Diamonds Gaudy but catchy with sparkles of brilliance, logic excluded. Numb Drowned and low sirens with droning vocals, aided by “Slaughterhouse Em”

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Sep
24

Haiku Reviews: Lupe Fiasco’s “Food & Liquor II”

Slava P bought a tomb next to Howard Zinn after listening to this album. Ayesha Says (Intro) Familiar qualms offered by poetic sis: like angry Wale. Strange Fruition feat. Casey Benjamin White guilt overload over deconstructed strings and loose metaphors. ITAL (Roses) Pedantic lectures: pseudo-intellectual rap-pleas & pander

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Sep
18

Haiku Reviews: Kanye West’s “Cruel Summer”

Don’t even talk to Slava P about fashion. He wrote the entire third season of Project Runway. In Sao Paolo, Brazil, there exists a luxury fashion emporium called Daslu. In 1979, the founder of Daslu, Eliana Tranchesi, began making and selling clothes from home, eventually going on to rent out the neighboring houses to keep… Continue reading »

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Sep
10

Haiku Reviews: Big Sean – “Detroit”

Slava P suffers for the world’s sins. Higher Hypnotic drums bears and expected skeltonics break down Sean’s big grind. 24k of Gold ft. J. Cole Whiny luxury. Truly a song that only Big Sean could create. Story by Common Weird uncle Common tells stories of visits to horrible wing spots

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Listening

Jeff Weiss

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  • The Underachievers - Indigosim
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Sach O

  • A$AP Rocky - Long.Live.A$AP
  • The Underachievers - Indigoism
  • Roc Marciano - Reloaded
  • Wen - Commotion EP
  • Slew Dem - Playground
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  • Elijah & Skilliam on Rinse.FM

Douglas Martin

  • The Urinals - Negative Capability
  • Ice Age - You're Nothing
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Aaron Matthews

  • Sharon Van Etten - Tramp
  • Robyn Hitchcock & The Egyptians - Fegmania
  • Supergrass - I Should Coco
  • Gunplay - Cops & Robbers

Doc Zeus

  • A$AP Mob - Lord$ Never Worry
  • Meyhem Lauren - Respect the Fly Shit
  • My Bloody Valentine - Loveless
  • Wrecking Crew - Wu-Tang Pulp

Max Bell

  • Black Uhuru - Red/Sinsemilla/The Dub Factor
  • Curren$y - New Jet City
  • Black Sabbath - Paranoid/Master of Reality
  • V/A - Eccentric Soul: The Capsoul Label
  • The Underachievers - Indigoism
  • Souls of Mischief - 93' Til Inifinity
  • Nosaj Thing - Home
  • Giraffage - Needs
  • Teebs - Collections 01

Evan Nabavian

  • Slum Village - Dirty Slums 2
  • John Barry - The Ipcress File
  • Karriem Riggins - Alone Together

Tosten Burks

  • Roc Marciano - Reloaded
  • A$AP Rocky - Long.Live.A$AP
  • Q-Tip - The Renaissance
  • Julian Malone - Enemy
  • Quakers - Quakers
  • Raphael Saadiq - Instant Vintage

Matt Shea

  • Serengeti - C.A.R.
  • Killer Mike - R.A.P. Music
  • El-P Cancer 4 Cure
  • Serengeti - Kenny Dennis EP
  • Ab-Soul - Control System
  • Burn One - The Ashtray
  • Alpine - A is for Alpine
  • Chromatics - Kill for Love
  • Curren$y - The Stoned Immaculate
  • Grand Salvo - Slay Me in My Sleep

Slava P

  • The Underachievers - Indigoism
  • Chester Watson - Phantom
  • Kendrick Lamar - C4
  • 100s - Ice Cold Perm
  • li>King Louie - Drilluminati
  • Kevin Gates - The Luca Brasi Story

Jimmy Ness

  • Chief Keef - Finally Rich
  • Mike Will Made It - Established in 1989 Pt. 2
  • Deftones - Koi No Yokan
  • James Taylor - Greatest Hits
  • Joni Mitchell - Blue

Jonah Bromwich

  • Shlohmo - Laid Out
  • The Underachievers - Indigoism
  • Curren$y - New Jet City
  • Rhye - The Fall
  • Alexander Spit - A Breathtaking Ride to the Other Side
  • Nosaj Thing - Home
  • My Bloody Valentine - mbv
  • Night Slugs All Stars Volume 2
  • Dawn Richard - Goldenheart
  • Chester Watson - Phantom

Adam Wray

  • My Bloody Valentine - mbv
  • Toro y Moi - Anything in Return
  • Lee Sins - Lina/Youth Gone 12"
  • Lee Sins - Fetch/Taken 12"
  • Physical Therapy - Safety Net
  • The Underachievers - Indigoism

Reading

Jeff Weiss

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Sach O

  • Rayond Chandler - The Long Goodbye

Douglas Martin

  • Michael Chabon - Telegraph Avenue

Max Bell

  • Richard Ford - Rock Springs
  • Charles Bukowski - War All the Time
  • Tobias Wolff - Back in the World
  • Kate Chopin - Bayou Folk & A Night in Arcadie
  • F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby

Aaron Matthews

  • Pico Lyer - The Lady and the Monk
  • David Thoreau - Walden

Slava P

  • Leo Tolstoy - The Cossacks

Jonah Bromwich

  • Don Delillo - Underworld
  • Adam Mansbach - Rage is Back
  • Italo Calvino - Cosmicomics

Doc Zeus

  • Dan Charnas - The Big Payback

Adam Wray

  • Simon Reynolds - Energy Flash: A Journey Through Rave Music and Dance Culture
  • Evgeny Morozov - The Net Delusion

Alex Piveysky

  • HP Lovecraft - The Dream-quest of Unkown Kadath

Evan Nabavian

  • Jon Burlingame - The Music of James Bond

Watching

Jeff Weiss

  • 30 Rock
  • The Lakers' Existential Laments
  • Mad Men - Season 3

Sach O

  • Django Unchained
  • Lincoln
  • Argo
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • The Daily Show
  • George Carlin HBO Specials

Douglas Martin

  • Mad Men - Season 5
  • Archer - Seasons 1-4
  • Wristcutters: A Love Story
  • The Mindy Project Season 1
  • Girls Season 2
  • Community Season 1
  • You're Gonna Miss Me: A Film About Roky Erickson
  • Parks & Recreation Season 5
  • Style Wars
  • We Jam Econo: The Story of the Minutemen

Max Bell

  • Californication - Season 6
  • The Twilight Zone
  • Miller's Crossing
  • L.A. Plays Itself
  • Steven Wright Stand Up Material
  • Barfly

Aaron Matthews

  • Simpsons Season 4
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  • Searching for Sugarman
  • Community Season 3
  • Looper

Evan Nabavian

  • Seven Psychopaths
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • Hitchcock

Jonah Bromwich

  • The NBA
  • NBC Comedy
  • New Girl/li>
  • Girls
  • The Colbert Report

Slava P

  • Breaking Bad
  • Zeitgeist
  • House of Cards

Doc Zeus

  • Bronson
  • Breaking Bad
  • Warrior
  • The People vs. George Lucas
  • WWE Monday Night Raw

Matt Shea

  • Mad Men Season 4
  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Birdsong
  • Sorcerer
  • To Live and Die in LA
  • Extreme Prejudice
  • Romancing the Stone
  • The 13th Warrior
  • Margin Call
  • The Olympics

Adam Wray

  • NBA
  • NHL
  • Portlandia Season 3

Alex Piveysky

  • Boxer's Omen
  • The Hobbit
  • Futurama Season 6
  • Killing Them Softly
  • Get A Life

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    • The Classical

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2009

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2008

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  • Top 50 Non-Rap Songs (M-Z)
  • Top 50 Hip-Hop Songs

2007

  • Top 50 Albums
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  • Top 25 Hip-Hop Songs

2006

  • Top 25 Albums
  • Top 25 Rock Songs
  • Top 25 Hip-Hop Songs

Miscellaneous

  • Top 50 Rap Albums of the 00s
  • Top 25 Greatest Hip-Hop Albums of All-Time