Who’s the Best?: Debating DJ Khaled
February 22nd, 2008
Last week, DJ Khaled announced the creation of his We the Best Music, a new vanity label that will be distributed and released under the Def Jam umbrella. In a press conference to promote the pact, Khaled repeatedly proclaimed “we the best” and that “we taking over internationally.” As I find Khaled neither “the best” nor a viable candidate for global supremacy, I challenged him to a debate. Most graciously, Khaled accepted the offer and informed me, “you the worst.” I knew right then that I was in for a difficult time. It’s hard enough to debate when your opponent has hired Rick Ross to school him on the ways of elocution, let alone when he is a cunning linguist capable of eluding the sand traps of conventional English grammar.
Moderator (Birdman): May you each make an opening statement to prove who be the #1 stunna. (Makes bird call)
Khaled: We the best. We takin over!
[Audience roars with applause]
Passion of the Weiss: Who’s the best?
Khaled: We
Passion of the Weiss: Why?
Khaled: Because….I’m so hood.
Passion of the Weiss: I always thought you’d look good in one of those tropical-colored hipster hoodies. Fair play.
Baby makes unwanted and lascivious eye contact with Passion of the Weiss and Khaled. Khaled tries on a hoodie and continues to chant “I’m so hood” to deafening approval from the room.
