Jul
07

Not a Blogger Redux: Analyzing Lil B’s “I’m Gay”

Click below the jump to read Doc Zeus’ thoughts on the new album from the most controversial(e) artist in hip-hop.

Jul
05

Not A Blogger Redux: A Weekend At Burnie’s Starring Curren$y & Vincent Chase

Doc Zeus is the new face of Avion Tequila. I like Curren$y and by extension his music, precisely because he seems like the kind of Trey Kerby-certified bro who likes arguing about sports and would enjoy watching aggressively stupid movies under the influence of stimulants. He spends time in his raps complaining about shitty officiating… Continue reading »

May
31

Not A Blogger Redux: The Weighty Glory Of Carrying Rick Ross’ Crab Cakes

Doc Zeus’s municipal marvelousity has yet to be magnificently memorialized. Listening to Maybach Music Group’s Self-Made Vol. 1 can be described in a series of short words that may or may not have been used by Rick Ross on the actual album: astonishing, wonderment, immaculateness, impeccability, magnificentience, flawlessment, superlativery, gloriousic and amazitude. Like Xanadu and… Continue reading »

Apr
29

Not a Blogger Redux: Putting Clothes Back on the Based God

Doc Zeus would like everyone to know that he did not select the picture above. “In 100 years, people will look back and appreciate it.” – Lil B “Not Fucking Likely.” – Doc Zeus I suppose there’s something slightly charming about the growing cult of personality surrounding Bay Area rapper, Lil B. His grand sense… Continue reading »

Apr
01

Earl Sweatshirt, Lost and Found: An Investigative Report by Doc Zeus

Doc Zeus caught him at the red light – on Putnam Avenue and Franklin, where they used to heat up the cipher with a shot that was hyper than your average JFK sniper. RIVERSIDE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA The boy’s face has grown ragged. It has acquired the sunken jowls of someone who has been gone longer… Continue reading »

Feb
24

Not A Blogger Redux: A Brief Introduction To The 10 Rappers That Appear On the XXL Freshman Class Cover

Doc Zeus lives every day like it’s Festivus. My favorite day of the year is the day XXL Magazine announces it’s Freshman 10 cover. For a pure-bred hater like myself, it gives me the chance the exercise my prodigious talents at mockery in short, sarcastic blasts on Twitter and blogs. It’s like Christmas Day except… Continue reading »

Feb
04

Not A Blogger Redux: Lil Wayne’s “Green & Yellow” – Nihilism & The Big Lie Of Liberated Fandom

Doc Zeus has a PhD: a player hating degree. I will be rooting for the Packers on Sunday. Now I have no allegiance to Wisconsin, nor do I have any special affinity for fromage. I don’t care for their colors and I certainly couldn’t care less if a Packers victory would somehow spite Brett Favre… Continue reading »

Nov
23

Can We Get Much Higher? — A Round Table on Kanye West’s “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” (Doc Zeus Reply)

Doc Zeus will have you know he did not change. Since I’ve only treated the Hipster Conspiracy To Ruin Music with nothing but the burning contempt that they so clearly deserve, Kanye’s ostensible 10.0 strikes me as mostly meaningless. A quick gander at the list of albums, Pitchfork have decided to come off the mountain… Continue reading »

Nov
22

Can We Get Much Higher? — A Round Table on Kanye West’s “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” (Doc Zeus)

Doc Zeus changed. As a default, my brain tends to naturally drift towards soul-crushing negativity when it comes to nearly all aspects of life. This manifests in a healthy cynicism when it comes to my attitude towards modern hip hop but when it comes to this new Kanye album, I’m pushing my entire stack of… Continue reading »

Nov
03

Not a Blogger: How To Tell When Your Favorite Rapper Has Gone Bat Shit Crazy… Kanye West’s Runaway Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7W0DMAx8FY Doc Zeus is different for the sake of being misanthropic.  Before we get started, I’d like to briefly summarize the plot of “Runaway:” Kanye West is driving in the woods (presumably because he wants to look at deer. There are a lot deer in the video) when he crashes his sports car into Selita… Continue reading »

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