Mar
05

Will i Am Offers Obama Handjob Via Campaign Song

As the voters of Texas, Rhode Island, Vermont and Ohio filed to the polls yesterday to help decide the Democratic Party’s nomination for President, will.i.am., the capitalization averse mastermind of the Black Eyed Peas continued his steadfast efforts to help elect Senator Barack Obama of Illinois. Indeed, while most election-day volunteers focused on get-out-the-vote efforts,… Continue reading »

Feb
28

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony Week Day 3: Why “1st of Month” is the Greatest Song Ever Written About Welfare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w Sometimes, I feel sorry for the 13-year olds of today. I can’t even begin to imagine how disgruntled my adolescence would’ve been had I been forced to listen to “A Bay Bay” and “Low” everywhere I went. We got “Regulate,” and “Hip-Hop Hooray,” they got the Soulja Boy dance. And of course, there was… Continue reading »

Feb
22

Who’s the Best?: Debating DJ Khaled

Last week, DJ Khaled announced the creation of his We the Best Music, a new vanity label that will be distributed and released under the Def Jam umbrella. In a press conference to promote the pact, Khaled repeatedly proclaimed “we the best” and that “we taking over internationally.” As I find Khaled neither “the best”… Continue reading »

Feb
21

Passion of the Weiss Interviews: Pete Rock

Pete Rock needs no introduction. His new album NY’s Finest drops on Tuesday. While it might not be a classic on the level of a Soul Survivors or Mecca & The Soul Brother, it’s a strong record with occasionally great moments. But buyer beware: Jim Jones yells “floooosssssiiiin’” no less than four times. Q: You’ve… Continue reading »

Jan
24

How Paula Abdul’s “Opposites Attract” Explains Why (Many) Women Like Assholes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbknGnZXHUk One of the most common complaints I hear from my female friends is that they always seem to fall for “assholes.” Quite mistakenly, they ask for advice on how to remedy this situation and the ensuing conversation inevitably leads to elliptical arguments about how maybe they should stop liking guys that are assholes. However,… Continue reading »

Jan
11

G-Funk Week Concluded: 10 Qualities Highly Sought After in a Regulator As Gleaned From Warren G & Nate Dogg’s “Regulate”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhWGDGHupYA 1. Not being just any geek off the streets How To Avoid Being A “Geek Off the Streets: Learn how to how be to handy with the steel and earn your keep. Best Models to Emulate: Gay steel workers, Andrew Carnegie, Iron Man 2. Not Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls… Continue reading »

Jan
02

The Top 50 Albums of 2007 (Day 10, Brought To You By Zack, The Erstwhile Legomaniac)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngf6awfhQoI Judging by most child stars, I’m willing to bet that if they re-made this commercial today, it’s tagline would be: “Zack, Zack, he’s a methamphetamine maniac.” 5. Dungen-Tio Bitar [Kemado] Dungen did not tour this record in America. This is because the band’s mastermind, Gustav Estjes was rumored to be alone in the snowy… Continue reading »

Dec
13

10 Haikus About 2007′s Most Overhyped Albums

Animal Collective-Strawberry Jam Sounds Like Bad Acid Trip At arcade in New Jersey Let Panda roam solo. Arcade Fire-Neon Bible Right now in heaven Toole Composes Lengthy Indictment Against Neon Bible. Arctic Monkeys-Favourite Worst Nightmare Least favourite nightmare Listening to this on repeat For Infinity. Battles-Mirrored Battles are Jam Band For Smart Kids, Pass the… Continue reading »

Dec
12

The 25 Best Hip-Hop Songs of 2007 Pt. 5 (#5-1)

Even if you are a jewel thief, it is never wise to mess with a man whose name is Sgt. Larvell Jones. 25. Chamillionaire ft. Slick Rick: “Hip Hop Police” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If8e1x-6Uds Chamillionaire’s a good rapper. His flow kind of reminds me of Krayzie Bone had he grown up chugging syrup through humid Houston summers. And… Continue reading »

Dec
11

The 25 Best Hip-Hop Songs of 2007 Pt. 4 (#9-6)

The film that ended the Cold War. 9. Hi-Tek Ft. Talib Kweli & Dion-”Time” “People get caught up in a time and what that song represents to them at the time they hear it. Nothing I’m gonna do after that is going to match up to that time period, because they can’t get that back.… Continue reading »

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