Jan
16

Video: BEeFF – “Beautiful Women Dyin’ (Necrophiliac)”

Only BEeFF have the bad taste to release a video to a parody club song about wanting to have sex with zombie Aaliyah on what would have been her 33rd birthday. This is precisely why I like them. This is the fifth straight video of theirs that has made me laugh out loud. Not bad… Continue reading »

Sep
01

BEeFF on the Vapor Trail

Under no circumstances would I ever think to share a video that BEeFF made for Got Vape, the vaporizer company that tabbed Bertram Evan and Every Fucking Female to endorse their product. Like Disco Stu, I do not advertise. However, this video is more absurd and hilarious than a permed white man in a rhinestone… Continue reading »

Aug
08

Strange Whips, BEeFFs, and Leafs

Serengeti – “The Whip” from anticon. on Vimeo. Sixty-Five years ago, famed California chronicler Carey McWilliams described Angeleno existence as a “ringside seat at the circus.” So it’s little surprise that its music is typically branded weird by those outside the area, and perfectly fitting for those with zip codes that start with a “90.”… Continue reading »

Jul
11

Video: BEeFF – “Homeless”

Black Sheep shirts. Smoking Reggie Jackson kush out of swisher sweets. Curmudgeon swag. Cooking with Barney in front of Grauman’s Chinese. Doing illicit things at the La Brea Tar Pits. Visuals of the Armenian orthodox church. David Letterman. Talcum. Three coffee’s, one sugar. BEeFF are the funniest group out right now. Run and tell your… Continue reading »

Jul
06

What’s BEeFF?

Jonah Bromwich prefers the Arsenio Hall Show. Maybe it’s me, but rap’s gotten really funny again. Despite Eminem transforming into the most stoic dude ever to drop a sixteen, plenty of groups have emerged to take the mantle of hip hop class clown. Whether it’s the intentional comedians like Lonely Island and Das Racist or… Continue reading »

May
30

BEeFF Rap

Stoned, space-age swag rap out of West LA by two dudes who appear to be teenaged or close to it. Influences include Mickey Mouse, moon boots, David Letterman, marijuana, UFO’s, cooking dances. Down with Overdoz and J.R. Rotem’s signing Mann, who dropped last year’s “Buzzin‘,” the massive Nu-Shooz-flipping, LA radio hit. (at least, it was… Continue reading »