Haiku Reviews: Lil Wayne & DJ Drama – Dedication 4

Slava P’s main problem is avoiding saying “Fuck DJ Khaled” in the last line of every haiku. So Dedicated feat. Birdman Start off strong; talk of refrigerated semen. The tone has...
By    September 5, 2012

Slava P’s main problem is avoiding saying “Fuck DJ Khaled” in the last line of every haiku.

So Dedicated feat. Birdman
Start off strong; talk of
refrigerated semen.
The tone has been set.

Same Damn Tune
Pornographic bars
detail exploits that no one
asked to hear about.

Cashed Out
Poignant questions asked:
“Who the fuck is Stevie J?”
Does Wayne like brains? Yes.

No Worries feat. Detail
Half-wit crafty puns
about staying fearless in
the face of pussy.

Mercy feat. Nicki Minaj
Crew battles rage on
and flow imitation is
the best form of shade.

Burn
Double-time speed rap
tempts to top original.
Cute try, but no dice.

Amen feat. Boo
Holy trinity:
catchy beat, vaginal puns,
“who’s this guy” feature

Get Smoked feat. Lil Mouse
The king of regrets
teams with the future ruler.
Big Brothers wanted.

My Homies (Remix) feat. Young Jeezy, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda
Quasi posse cut.
The goons meet the A&Rs
with no survivors.

Green Ranger feat. J.Cole
Jermaine and Wayne make
a special delivery.
No refunds/returns.

Don’t Like
Layers of dislike
converge into typical
pussy licking rhymes

No Lie
Before there was Tit,
Wayne reminds us he once owned
the nonsensical

Magic feat. Flo
More love for Future
with some assistance from the
Progressive lady

Wish You Would
Bravado and sex.
Someone should teach Wayne about
the art of “concept”.

A Dedication
Trukfit trukfit truk
trukfit trukfit trukfit truk
trukfit. PAYCHEQUE PLEASE!

Download:
ZIP: Lil Wayne – Dedication 4 (Left-Click)

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