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Jeff Weiss
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- Isaiah Wilner - The Man Time Forgot
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17 comments
CD says:
July 26, 2009 at 7:00 am (UTC -7)
Disney’s initial plans to update its “Haunted Mansion” ride with scarier, “fresher” animatronics were scrapped after the first dozen kids to try it suffered night terrors for a month.
Disco Vietnam says:
July 26, 2009 at 7:27 am (UTC -7)
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
Luke says:
July 26, 2009 at 9:27 am (UTC -7)
Oooh so is that why they call you puffy?
Ben says:
July 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm (UTC -7)
Mike thinking “Mine used to be that color”
pause.
Ted Joans says:
July 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm (UTC -7)
Mike thinks to himself: “I remember when my penis used to be that color.”
KL8N says:
July 27, 2009 at 5:43 am (UTC -7)
“Mike, I told you like ten times. It’s just the name of my label.”
Deen says:
July 27, 2009 at 7:39 am (UTC -7)
AYO
CD says:
July 27, 2009 at 7:41 am (UTC -7)
If only he was 25 years younger…
DocZeus says:
July 27, 2009 at 8:34 am (UTC -7)
“Holy Shit! Is that Brett Ratner?”
goathair says:
July 27, 2009 at 9:33 am (UTC -7)
Michael: Are you the Daddy that loves the kids?
Sean: That’s Trick Daddy.
Michael:…oh.
Great Scott says:
July 27, 2009 at 12:36 pm (UTC -7)
“pardon me, Diddy,” he asked. “But will you let me fuck your butt finally?”
Jere says:
July 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm (UTC -7)
Guy on right: Man, you guys is craaaazy!
Tauwan says:
July 27, 2009 at 10:47 pm (UTC -7)
“I’mma treat you like a Teddy Bear. You won’t wanna go nowhere!”
Brian Black says:
July 29, 2009 at 9:08 am (UTC -7)
I wonder what it’s like to be black, wealthy and talented? And why am I having the strangest feeling of Deja-Vu….
Jere says:
July 31, 2009 at 6:44 am (UTC -7)
Woops – meant the guy on the left.
Kevin says:
August 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm (UTC -7)
Puffy, I don’t know why you went with a cigar. I’m more used to something along the lines of a cigarette…
Suge Knight says:
May 26, 2010 at 6:05 pm (UTC -7)
I knew Mike was a Vampire. Look in the mirror: no reflection.
It all makes sense now. Dead but undead!