Sorry, extreme stuff gets me riled up. Have you ever drank three five hour energy drinks and then tried to type? Try it.

The game’s pretty simple actually. Picture a single line drawn within a small square field. Two teams on each side i.e two halfs, two turfs. Each round one member from a team has to cross the line onto the other team’s turf, tag as many members as he can and get the fuck out of their turf. i.e cross the line drawn in the middle. you tag a person, they’re out the game.

of course this shit’s complicated by the fact, that a)you have to keep saying kabaddi while you’re in your opponent’s turf or you’re out and
b) the other team’s gonna try to avoid your tags
c) they’re gonna try actually tackling you down within their half, coz as long as they can tackle you down hard before you cross the line you’re tagged out. and also, trust me when you tackled hard, its hard to continue with your kabaddi chant.

Hope I have done my part in spreading the gospel of kabaddi.

Also, I’m probably unaware of its hidden complexities but for now I think handball’s ridiculous - Doesn’t that occur as a retarded version of every sport you’ve played? Like someone decided to take away the dribbling and dodging skills required for sports like basketball & soccer and just decided they were gonna throw a ball into a net.