Beards, Blazers & Glasses: The Hold Steady

I wouldn’t describe myself as a “happy” person. Not to say that I’m some sort of lugubrious, sepulchral soul brooding over melancholy poems by lamp light,* but rather, I find “happy” one of those banal adjectives that I tend to associate with watchers of CBS sitcoms, I’m From Barcelona fans and protagonists of the last decent Adam Sandler vehicle (no Punch Drunk Love). Yet strangely enough, the reason why I love going to see the Hold Steady in concert is because they make me really fucking happy. Of course, there are a lot of great bands that I enjoy live, but few elicit such joy as Craig Finn & Co.—it’s pretty embarrassing actually.
Thing is, whenever I see The Hold Steady, I get this broad, bovine grin on my face, like a sorority girl at a James Blunt concert, or a narcoleptic at a Coldplay show—and I’m not the only one either. I’ve stated in the past that the Hold Steady are closer to a cult than a rock band and that belief has only become more entrenched each time I see them. They don’t get fans, they get fan boys and listening to the albums, it’s impossible to grasp exactly how they could do such a thing. Because, let’s be honest, I’ll ride for all four of the band’s records but I’m not about to throw on “Boys and Girls in America,” give someone a pair of headphones and tell them that “The Hold Steady will change their life.” **
Craig Finn In the Midst of Performing a Cover of “YMCA”
Instead, the Kramer-esque, “hipster doofus” seemed imbued with a certain fundamental righteousness. As did the couple in the front row, rocking and holy-rolling to each song, arms intertwined—save for when he paused to rifle off an imaginary air guitar lick or she whipped out her camera to preserve the moment. To say nothing of the two teenaged geeks in the row in front of me, who like everyone else in the room seemed to know every word to every song. The pair amounted to a miniature Wayne and Garth, elbows akimbo, nearly knocking me out with their spastic churning and head whipping. There was a certain sweetness and sincerity to the affair, one lacking in the often-arch, tight-lipped performances that fall under the loose umbrella constituting “indie.”
Of course, I agreed. My grin, wide and nacreous, all of us distinctly different, unified in our shared belief that unfettered joy was the only appropriate reaction to Craig Finn’s giddy stage presence, beads of sweat pouring down his face, beatific smile and wild, frantic rapper arm gesticulations. Or Tad Kubler, the unassuming lead guitarist whose tattoos and guitar chops seem to multiply exponentially every time I see the band. While Franz Nicolay, multi-instrumentalist extraordinaire (harpsichord, keyboards, harmonica, accordian), chugged red wine straight from the bottle and once again, marked himself as the band’s secret weapon and the prime reason for their ability to diversify their sound beyond the Replacements and Springsteen worship of their first two albums. Perhaps predictably, the band leaned heavily on their most recent album “Stay Positive” (reviewed by me, here), but made sure to play the fan favorites from its predecessors (“Chips Ahoy,” “Your Little Hoodrat Friend,” and a particularly great, “Positive Jam.”)
Indeed, it’s the title of the latter song that indicates what makes the Hold Steady one of my favorite bands and ensures that I’ll see them every time they come through town (ensuring that you–dear reader–will be bludgeoned with another review in my on-going quest to cadge free tickets***). Blessed with the rare talent to mix sincerity and smarts, heart without schmaltz, The Hold Steady remain on my short-list of the finest bands to emerge during this decade. By the time, they unfurled a “Rock + Roll Means Well,”
banner during their encore (played with Patterson Hood of the Drive By Truckers), the band had validated every bit of the vague meaning contained within the statement. I was happy and I don’t think anyone in the room felt any differently.
*I mean, really, I do the wide majority of my reading during the day.
** Is it safe to say, with the decade winding down, that the “Shins will change your life” scene in “
***Because unlike rap music, journalism lamentably isn’t conducive to the “champagne wishes and caviar dream” lifestyle.
Download:
MP3: The Hold Steady-”Sequestered In Memphis”
MP3: The Hold Steady-”Slapped Actress”
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November 11th, 2008 at 11:57 am
i totally want to catch a hold steady show; from your review (and those from various blogging friends), it sounds like such the most euphoric rock show for lit-nerds. more rock bands should have lit-nerds in their demographic; no offense to the decemberists, but it’s hard to lift your beer in the air to “the chimbley sweep.”
November 11th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Glad to see someone on the same page about The Hold Steady, Garden State AND Crash.
I almost went to that show, but I was low on cash when it came time to buy tickets. Saw them at a free gig in Boston (about a week before Stay Positive came out). ‘Twas the best show I’ve seen this year.
November 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I totally thought I somehow blanked and missed the LA tour stop when I saw this headline. I freaked out a little bit, quickly went to their website and saw that they haven’t came to LA yet. Promptly purchased two tickets. Then started playing Hold Steady songs then finished reading.
November 12th, 2008 at 1:54 am
“Is it safe to say, with the decade winding down, that the “Shins will change your life” scene in “Garden State” is the worst sequence in any non-critically reviled movie made in the last 10 years.”
I mean, if you just go to rottentomatoes and see the percentage of critics who liked Garden State, you’d have to say it wasn’t a critically reviled movie… but in the same way that Crash was bashed by every critic who actually knows what they’re talking about, Garden State was too. So it can’t count. Besides, that scene is bad in a funny way so it can’t be the worst. My nomination would be any scene in Million Dollar Baby, but if I had to pick one, perhaps the cringingly disgusting scene where Hillary Swank’s family comes to visit her from Disney World to get her money. Manipulation of the audience in the worst way, coupled with really sickening stereotypical portrayals of rednecks. Second place might be the scene where Clint starts yammering about lemon meringue pie.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
i hate the reasons one might not like the HS. none of them have anything to do with music. i prefer awesome songs and guys loving to perform those songs over socially constructed coolness any day.
November 13th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’m always happy to co-sign when someone is so genuinely excited about a band. Great stuff.