In a last-minute burst of inspiration, I’ve decided to dress as Humpty Hump. Somehow, in a brief hour excursion through Los Feliz Village, I managed to acquire all the right accouterments: Groucho glasses, a gold cable, a black furry hat, a polka dot tie and an old woman’s overcoat.
Coupled with my all-world Humpty Hump impression (Jayson Greene, back me up on this one) and enough whiskey, it should make for an interesting evening–provided I don’t use the phrase, “hey yo, fat girl, c’mere, are you ticklish?” too much. Anyone who asks if I’m Shock G gets a kidney punch, though serious bonus points to those who inquire if I’m M.C. Hammer on crack.
Download:
MP3: Digital Underground-”Humpty Dance”
MP3: Digital Underground-”Kiss You Back”
Bonus: Digital Underground-”Kiss You Back” Video”
7 comments
DocZeus says:
October 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm (UTC -7)
Now see if I were dressing like Humpty Hump and someone asked if I was Shock G, I would buy them a drink. If they were a girl, I would marry them.
Passion of the Weiss says:
October 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm (UTC -7)
In truth, I’m going to a friend’s party in Manhattan Beach, a place as lily white as can be. I’m just hoping people recognize the costume, anything else is gravy, er oatmeal.
Menace says:
October 31, 2008 at 6:43 pm (UTC -7)
My nose is big, yeah I’m not ashamed
Big like a pickle
An I’m still gettin paid
Jayson Greene says:
October 31, 2008 at 8:20 pm (UTC -7)
Man, don’t be linkin to that rotting husk of a blog. That blog is like the old ghost town in Freddie’s Dead that hasn’t changed in 30 years and everyone is insane. We don’t take kindly to visitors.
And yes, the impersonation is fucking uncanny.
Passion of the Weiss says:
November 1, 2008 at 10:54 am (UTC -7)
That was my subtle way of saying I wish you blogged more. Thanks for the back-up. I think it was my best costume ever–I may even post photos here.
AaronM says:
November 1, 2008 at 1:10 pm (UTC -7)
I have to see pictures of the outfit. And we need a video/audio of your Humpty impression.
I dressed as a b-boy for Halloween and 3 people asked me if I was dressed as Vanilla Ice. *sigh*
One person did ask if I was MC Hammer. No mention of whether or not I was on crack.
guodisdoug says:
November 2, 2008 at 6:13 am (UTC -7)
hilarious…that’s a genius move of last-minute costuming. hope there’s a pic.