“How does one strike fear into the hearts of women everywhere to stop giving false hope to guys and let them know there will be consequences for pulling that bullshit…”

1) Become The Shadow
2) What realistic consequences could you present to a female that would prohibit her from seekimg male friends? Jordan’s right–it’s how you approach a female intially that sets the tone. If you’re agreeable, timid, “sweet,” and easily pushed around, you become a friend. That will never change.

The only POSSIBLE idea I have would be to sleep with your “girl” friend’s best friend/sister/cousin/lesbian lover. It’s not a great strategy, but I’m thinking that a woman who thinks of you as a “friend” doesn’t grasp the idea that you are a redblooded male who likes to have sex, and most importantly, that you want to have sex WITH HER. It might shock her or make her appalled, but again I don’t think it teaches her a “lesson.” It does cast you in a different light though, and if word gets back to her that you’re nice in the sheets, she may be more inclined to cross the friendship line eventually.

I would just take the L and move on to someone else though instead of jumping through flaming hoops.

And thanks for the contortionist retort. That dude is my new hero.

So…basically sadism. Now here’s an interesting twist.. How does one strike fear into the hearts of women everywhere to stop giving false hope to guys and let them know there will be consequences for pulling that bullshit…

TZR:
When DON’T you hate on me? Haha

Dart:
You need to get down with Mad Men, fam-a-lam.

Scott:
I’ve met some wonderful women in movie star glasses, but when they wear them indoors, yeah…you gotta get a little bit gully.

“So why can girls not see that their “best friend” is not madly in love with them? It’s usually clear as day to anybody with a faint pulse. So why do they do this? Sadism? Self-delusion? Massive insecurity? Ugh, I’m so effin’ bitter right now.”

They definitely SEE that their best guy friend wants them, but he’s probably a pussy, for lack of a better word. And females can use that to their advantage–a shoulder to cry on, a ride to the mall, all the benefits of having a boyfriend minus the sex and commitment. It’s being an opportunist, and I don’t blame them.

Perfect example: last week my friend met a lady who is a contortionist (for real). She said something like “You seem so awesome! It’s gonna be great being friends with you!” And he stopped right there and said, “Listen, I have enough friends. If I wanted more, I’d join a book club. I’m interested in dating you because I’m attracted to you”

A week later, she’s making him breakfast. True story.

Dude, I could have pissed myself. On #2:

Listen sweetheart, we’re both in line at the dry cleaner. Fall back.

hahah, I was dying. Nicely done.

The college girl and the professional girl both have given me headaches over my 33 years of life. They both think I’m “too smart to not go back to school” and they keep wanting to give me money after having copious amounts of sex with me.

I just read^ that to myself and realized I was living the good life. After Obama wins the election I’m gonna get a job.

If McCain wins I’m gonna turn into Spider fuckin’ Jerusalem.

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