Sep
12

Asher Roth Vs. Heltah Skeltah

Well played, Dallas.

More power (I guess) for Asher Roth’s ability to get girls in high heels to come out to his shows. Then again, so did Sisqo and like Sisqo, Asher Roth is not good. At all.

Hell, at least Sisqo helped to popularize the thong. What have you done for me, Asher Roth? Other than lifelessly mimic Eminem’s flow circa ’99 and further entrench my belief that other than Edan, the Jewish people will never produce a great rapper.

Fuck this, I’m going to go back to watching Whoridas videos.

6 comments

  1. Tray says:

    Wow. My name is Asher, I’m Jewish… after seeing this, if I didn’t have any self-respect, I might become a rapper too.

  2. strt says:

    “nga’s whole style is chump”

  3. DocZeus says:

    “Other than lifelessly mimic Eminem’s flow circa ‘99 and further entrench my belief that other than Edan, the Jewish people will never produce a great rapper.”

    There are three Jewish rappers from New York who are deeply part of the canon who would like to disrespectfully disagree with you.

    *bumps “Lookin’ Down The Barrell Of A Gun”*

  4. Passion of the Weiss says:

    Fair enough. I guess I file them into the Kanye West category of not great rappers who happen to be great at creating music.

  5. DocZeus says:

    “Fair enough. I guess I file them into the Kanye West category of not great rappers who happen to be great at creating music.”

    I don’t really care for Mike D but MCA and Adrock are great emcees.

  6. matthew rizzo says:

    asher is the fuckin shit i dont no wat ur talkin bout bitches

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