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I mean honestly, couldn’t you have at least contained your obnoxious buffoonery to “The Choice is Yours,” or “Electric Relaxation” or “Hip Hop Hooray,” or any number of the infinitely better songs that the DJ subsequently played. Where is your sense of dignity, sir? Furthermore, why are you wearing a Yankees Cap in LA. Last time, I checked you weren’t Jay-Z. Or even Fonzworth Bentley.
Also, guy cultivating the “Flight of the Concords Look”, you weren’t fooling anyone.
Worst overheard pick-up line of the night. “Actually, I interned at NBC.”
I should probably stay in more.
Download:
MP3: Puff Daddy’s-“Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down”
Suggested Remedy For Bar Baggery:
MP3: Cypress Hill-“Hits From the Bong”
