Passion of the Weiss

Idolator-A Love That Shall Never Wayne

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So I’ve got this big essay on Lil Wayne up at Idolator right now dealing with the nature of hype, one-sided criticism, and the first two singles from The Carter III. It’s something I’ve been thinking about writing for a while but after watching the critical hosannas pour in for “Lollipop” and “A Millie,” I had to say something. I mean “Lollipop” is 3rd rate 50 Cent, the sort of derivative hot mess that would be universally mocked were it not released by Wayne. Meanwhile “A Millie,” is just another mediocre mixtape track with a few hot moments and some really bad ones. At any rate, it goes on for two minutes too long. Yes, there are jokes about Whoopi Goldberg, the “Loungin” video and Peanut Butter Wolf. All in a days work.

Idolator: A Love That Shall Never Wayne

 

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MP3: Lil Wayne-”Lollipop”
MP3: Lil Wayne-”A Millie”

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19 Responses to “Idolator-A Love That Shall Never Wayne”

  1. I LOVE LOVE LOVED this article, even before I knew it was you who wrote it. Incidentally, I also love love love Mr. F Baby, but have been underwhelmed by these most recent singles (leaks? releases? whatever…).

    Anyway, really well said, and I’ll be sharing on my blog.

  2. adam (not Beaugh) Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Haven’t read the article yet — i’m about to– but let me say this: you are WAY too good to be writing for Idolator, what with the American Idol and all other whack-ass R&B bullshit love-in over there.

  3. If “Ether” was a blog posting, Wayne would be the “no moustache having” victim. Seriously, the dude has already defiled every inch of his body with hideous tattoos and ugly dreds–get a fuckin’ beard goin. It’s like the pope always says, “Never trust a black man without facial hair.”

    You summarized every reason why I can’t deal with Wayne. Wish I could’ve thought of all that when we were eating with Ciz on Santa Monica Blvd.!

  4. Trey Stone Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    i think what it comes down to is the extent people’re reading into dude’s lyrics. personally, i think Wayne’s deserving of a lot of the hype he gets because he has a unique, entertaining overall style and really dope versatile flow. we can talk all day about this and that weak simile, him dropping the ball on ‘Ye’s album (i think his “Hello Brooklyn” hook was entertaining,) but to me it’s the way dude delivers it in his own off-kilter style (like his weirdo “offbeat” flow on “A Milli”) that makes it all work. now if i was just reading a lyric sheet it might be different.

    “Lollipop” is dope and hilarious for the reasons Breihan mentioned — the beat’s nice, and it’s obviously intended as a play on the third-rate 50 Cent single style you mentioned. i cracked up the first time i heard a few of his lines there, he’s obviously not taking himself seriously on it at all.

    y’all need to tell me what’s supposed to be great about this Wale dude though. i get the Wayne comparisons based on his flow but everything i’ve heard from him is pretty boring.

  5. Passion of the Weiss Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Trey: A sense of irony or levity does not a good song make. Also, I mean if lyrics don’t matter for you than lyrics just don’t matter. For me, they do.

    Re: Have you heard “Back in the Go-Go” yet. That song’s crazy.

  6. Someone like Wale, who’s slowly making his name in part, rapping on weirdo non-beats like Justice songs and rapping crazy, all over the place junk, would be a non-entity if Wayne hadn’t made this “style” acceptable. Being from MD, I’ve been hearing a bit about Wale since 2005 and it’s only in his most recent Wayne-ish style that he’s been getting hype.

  7. Passion of the Weiss Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    I’m not saying that Wale isn’t shaped by Lil Wayne, but I hear way more of Kanye and Lupe in his rhymes and flow.

  8. Good job over at Idolator. I knew that the writing smelled familiar to me. For a second (during moments on Carter 2 and Dedication 2), I was excited about the possibility that we may have found another rap great, but his output since then has been so uneven that I wouldn’t be checking for his shit if he didn’t have an album dropping soon.

    Way to take advantage of that medium and it’s worth noting that Breihan pussied out cause he didn’t want to get in a “blog pissing contest.” I think you guys should have a podcast where you debate Wayne’s pros and cons. I can’t imagine much damage being done either way as long as you don’t send Nico The Beast after him.

  9. Trey Stone Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    i mean i guess it’s just about how you define good lyricism. not saying you do this but i notice a lot of heads giving props to rap songs that try to be meaningful, with not much attention paid to how well it succeeds in execution. take ‘Ye and Lupe. Lupe’s supposedly the more lyrical of the two but the way ‘Ye delivers his material overall hits a lot harder for me than anything i’ve heard of Lupe’s.

    Wayne is “lyrical” in the sense that he’s really good at his particular stream-of-conscious punchline style and incorporating it into his flow. maybe that means he isn’t lyrical by some set rap standard, and i’d agree that the new album will need more conceptually focused songs, but i can’t really get with the idea that he’d go from OK to great if he flowed and rhymed the exact same but about more important topics.

  10. i enjoyed reading the essay, even if i don’t necessarily agree with you. it was refreshing to read a level-headed take on the wayne phenomenon.

    good or bad aside, i find it hard to believe you don’t find anything weird about lollipop. 50 would have spit weird sexual come-ons, but wayne is so confident (or arrogant) that he didn’t even feel the need to rap on the track. also, the hook is a joke (funny because its so lame) off of the black eyed peas’ “my humps”. how is that for weird?

  11. He’s not as good at “his” stream of consciousness brand of lyricism as say Ghostface was on Supreme Clientele. I just wanted to mention that real quick.

    Next flow please.

  12. Trey:

    I wanted to add to your point:

    ” but i can’t really get with the idea that he’d go from OK to great if he flowed and rhymed the exact same but about more important topics”

    It’s not that Wayne isn’t good now–it’s that he’s only great is really, really small portions of his music. I listened to both Carter albums and both Dedications (roughly 80 songs, give or take). Out of 80, I’d say 20-25 had any replay value. It’s not his topics–he covers the same shit on every song. It’s the overall quality of songs that’s lacking with Wayne.

    The problem is that no one on the internet seems to call out Wayne’s wack songs. He’s talented, has a weird ass voice, and experiments frequently with cadence, inflection, and flows, all commendable for any MC. But he has a shaky catalogue and an internet-only pedigree in the hip hop cannon. Nas and Jay catch SO MUCH SHIT on the internet with every release, whereas Wayne doesn’t.

    Both Jay and Nas are at least top 10 all time with classics under their belt, and on a pure skill level they still bring it 10-15 years after they came out. But everytime they drop, people hate because it’s “not as good as Illmatic” nor as “introspective as Blueprint” or whatever. Jay and Nas do make bad songs and bad albums, and do get called out on it. Wayne doesn’t. That’s the problem.

  13. Trey Stone Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 am

    i know what you’re saying, and i’d agree that if Wayne needs a definitive album if he doesn’t want to become known essentially as an “unfulfilled potential” rapper. my point is just that the raw skill’s there. his mixtape material is definitely inconsistent and i’d be lying if i said i really listen to any of ‘em front to back much now, but even on the songs i don’t like for one reason or another (wack beat or whatever) he’s usually technically on-point, even though he occasionally tries some wack flows.

    even though i don’t like the dude i think 50 Cent had a smart point with the whole “good rapper vs. good songwriter” deal with Wayne. that’s why people’re putting so much weight on “Carter III.”

    as far as the leniency you’re talking about goes, if some of dude’s recent mixtapes/leaks were sold as actual studio albums you’d probably see people being more critical toward ‘em. i think part of it’s just a matter of people taking a more casual approach toward mixtapes, select critical hyperbole over “Da Drought 3″ aside.

  14. Basically, you summed every single reservation about the Lil Wayne phenomenon in one post.

    How somebody at a major publication hasn’t put it together that Wayne’s biting Ol’ Dirty Bastard when he pulls his weirdo vocal tics, I’ll never know. It’s completely frustrating to me as an amateur historian that people don’t make these connections and act as if Wayne is re-writing the book on hip hop lyricism on the fly.

  15. Trey Stone Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm

    think you’re using “biting” in a real liberal sense here. granted they’ve both got weird voices and deliveries (or in ODB’s case, weird-er,) but otherwise…

  16. Oh true, their voices are night and day different otherwise it would be obvious but Wayne is not the first person in history to use an unorthodox delivery and I wish some critics would acknowledge that. Nor is he the first to use stream-of-conscious lyricism, either.

  17. I don’t think anyone is claiming either of those things, Doctor Z.

  18. “I don’t think anyone is claiming either of those things, Doctor Z.”

    No but they act like it which is just as annoying.

  19. THANK YOU for posting the original. i got tired of hearing the crap second effort on an already 2nd rate (second rate for wayne that is) song.

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