Jan
11

G-Funk Week Concluded: 10 Qualities Highly Sought After in a Regulator As Gleaned From Warren G & Nate Dogg’s “Regulate”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhWGDGHupYA 1. Not being just any geek off the streets How To Avoid Being A “Geek Off the Streets: Learn how to how be to handy with the steel and earn your keep. Best Models to Emulate: Gay steel workers, Andrew Carnegie, Iron Man 2. Not Tweaking When You See a Car Full of Girls… Continue reading »

Jan
10

G-Funk Week: 10 Things An Alien Would Conclude About Mankind After Watching the Video For “Girls All Pause”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrD4XKiOk8g 1. If one were ever to try to lure a human woman back to one’s spaceship for a late-night probe, it is highly advisable to try to find women dancing in their g-strings and proceed to wave large bills in front of them. 2. When the gangsters come in girls will invariably pause. However,… Continue reading »

Jan
09

G-Funk Week: 10 Questions Raised By “Game Don’t Wait” Upon Re-Examination In the Year 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3cLZw3NQg In honor of Nate Dogg (who’s currently recuperating in a rest home after somehow having a stroke at 38)) and because I really just want to watch old G-Funk videos for the rest of the week, the next couple days will be dedicated to excavating random Nate Dogg songs. Happy New Year. 1. Let… Continue reading »

Jan
08

Goose Gossage Gets Elected To The Baseball Hall of Fame

Not only is this a tremendous victory for wearers of handle-bar mustaches everywhere, but now, men named Goose can hold their heads high and no longer will be mistaken for sundry farm ganders. And yes, in case you were wondering, this post mainly exists because there are few names in the English language more fun… Continue reading »

Jan
08

10 Questions Raised By “Indo Smoke” Upon Re-Examination in the Year 2008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZSMjT02Sw 1. Is an opening shot of buying 40′s at the liquor store ever a bad idea? 2. Nate Dogg> a lump of aluminum foil> Akon? 3. Is the only thing better than a G-Funk classic from 1993, a video of said G-Funk classic interspersed with clips from the John Singleton opus, Poetic Justice? 4.… Continue reading »

Jan
02

The Top 50 Albums of 2007 (Day 10, Brought To You By Zack, The Erstwhile Legomaniac)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngf6awfhQoI Judging by most child stars, I’m willing to bet that if they re-made this commercial today, it’s tagline would be: “Zack, Zack, he’s a methamphetamine maniac.” 5. Dungen-Tio Bitar [Kemado] Dungen did not tour this record in America. This is because the band’s mastermind, Gustav Estjes was rumored to be alone in the snowy… Continue reading »

Jan
01

The Beat Generation-Ain’t Nothin’ But a Gangsta’ Party

Zilla Rocca‘s New Year’s resolution for 2008 is to slap more kufi’s. I don’t know about you, but I love a good gangster rap album.  It not only manages to scare the bejesus out of old white people who are running for public office, but gangster rap also shares specific qualities not found in any… Continue reading »

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