Kevin Federline’s Playing With Fire: An Album Review
Passion of the Weiss: So Kevin, you claim the media hasn’t portrayed you in a favorable light. Tell me something about yourself in your own words.
Kevin Federline: I’m Kevin Federline. I’m America’s Most Wanted….I come tight with every rhyme and I built a mansion down the street from Pepperdine.
P.o.W: Wow, a mansion. That’s amazing. You must have a lot of money. I hear people are impressed by money. Awesome.
K-Fed: I got Jewelz like Santana.
P.o.W: All that money must really boost your self-worth.
K-Fed: From where I’m from all the way to the Carribean Sea, the world is mine as far as I can see.
P.o.W: Incredible. That’s a long way.
K-Fed: Young Jeezy told me that.
Kevin Federline: If He Were President He Would Definitely Not Be Baberaham Lincoln
P.o.W: Oh…are you “down” with the Young Jeezy” fellow?
K-Fed: I ain’t calling at these ho’s man, I just snap.
P.o.W: I’m not sure what’s that’s supposed to mean Mr. Federline. Is that a problem you have? All the ho’s “calling at you?”
K-Fed: I’m loony. All the model chicks want to do me.
P.o.W: You must be proud of yourself. Is there a downside to all of these ho’s trying to “do ya?”
K-Fed: Chicken heads is scary.
P.o.W: Women aside…is there anything in your life that you feel that you were meant to do?
K-Fed: I ain’t here to brag. I’m here to pop tags.
P.o.W: But isn’t that last statement by definition bragging? No, nevermind. Uh…let’s talk about something more pedestrian. So what does Kevin Federline eat for breakfast?
K-Fed: I’m pancakin’ all the time.
Madame, Can I Interest You in Having Another Child
P.o.W: Well, K-Fed…it looks like we’ve covered a lot of ground in this interview. From your interesting housing arrangements to your favorite breakfast items. But is there any message you’d like to tell your fans.
K-Fed: You’re playing with fire.
P.o.W.: C’mon Kevin…do you even know what happens when you play with fire?
K-Fed: Uh….you play with fire?
P.o.W: No dude, you get burned.
K-Fed: Don’t hate cuz I’m a superstar.
P.o.W: Not for long.
Download (I Dare You):
Kevin Federline: “Playing with Fire” (left-click)
Kevin Federline: “In a League of my Own” (left-click)
Stumble It!
November 1st, 2006 at 8:39 am
I think we’re all lucky K-Fed didn’t come out on the heels of the Boy Band Era, when Eminem was doing his best to clown all those hair-gelled, pretty boy dancing fruits. Slim probably would have made a whole song dissing this dude, but really K-Fed disses himself, his race, his wife and his “skillz” every time he speaks.
November 1st, 2006 at 9:54 am
the track with bosko is hot.
January 11th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Indeed, he is pancakin’ all the time. Pancake, pancake. I think that’s a reference to the drug trade, or something? Honestly, does anyone have any respect for Kevin Federline?
Love,
/Andy