I think it’s absolutely pathetic and homophobic to post an entire entry on how lame Right Said Fred is and how “I’m Too Sexy” sucks. You don’t like it? Leave it alone.

I think it’s a great song, and in case you haven’t noticed, North American mainstream culture is still “too sexually devprived” for you. Go with it or quit whining about it. Right Said Fred IS sexy, and there’s nothing wrong with them or weird about them.

The only weird thing here is you and your old-fashioned, anti-gay, conservative views.

Austrian Sigmund Freud is known as the father of psychoanalysis yet people have (mental) health problems because of their disfavor, illustrating the preditory purpose of this discipline, this individual.
These people.

Of course Hitler was Austrian. Glock, maker of the semi-automatic gun favored by the most ruthless of black street gangs, the Bloods and the Crips, is Austrian.
RedBull Energy drink, Buwdeiser both Austrian.

The Holocaust was foreshadowing, yet another example of the Jews sacrificing to help the disfavored::::
1. 1492 exodus from Spain.
2. Spread throughout Europe as clue to heathen Christians worshipping a false god.
3. “Quasi-Holocaust claim” contradicting boss.
The Apocalypse (or an Apocalyptic event) will be initiated by an Austrian. When the national referendum to allow foreign-born individuals to run for president is introduced I recommend you DEFY and vote NO!! In the years prior to this vote the gods will send POWERFUL clues suggesting the IMPORTANCE OF DEFIANCE.

It will be the Koreans. There may not even be any invasion:::They gods will scapegoat them telepathically.
Black people like the ones who terrorized Korean businesses during the 1992 riots in California will be executed. I have personal reinforcing evidence.
This time the holocaust will be black.

Italy’s boot is a clue showing the god’s intent with the Romans.
Oshkosh. Oshkosh is a clue just as Lake Michigan and Green Bay are clues::::
Oshkosh is the ejaculate clue:::Life springs forth from this city.
Expect your traditional Second Coming of Christ to come from Oshkosh, Wisconsin. Consistant with the possibility of matrilinial lineage it may be the mother’s family from the Lake Winnebago area fulfilling some “Manifest Destiny” bullshit theater.

1. Corporate sourcing violently punished::::
They suggest the whole “sourcing” era, where it is positioned that their brain-less clones obtained product from China and other Asian countries for the lowest possible price, will be punished violently if the gods elect to employ the “Chinese invasion” script.
One of the reasons it was so important to get out before 1980 or before the end of each 20-year war-revelry cycle (1960, 1980, 2000, 2020, etc).

2. Deception of Southern rednecks to blame for Republican control:::::
Republicans, party of preditory disfavored, keep guns available. Easy gun availablility is an “open door” for the gods, a tool used to prey on the disfavored.
Republicans, party of preditory disfavored, gave you the Clinton impeachment theater 1998.
Republican loyalty is why noone cares that rednecks are set up for the slaughter.

The Simpsons offered many clues to the disfavored, not the least of which the frequent references to “pack/mob mentality”.

This isn’t about reals and clones. This is about the brains and the brain-less.
This is the key which unlocks the god’s puzzle.

Kosher is a favor bestowed upon the Jews. The South eats LOTS of pork and there is a oyster bar on every corner.
It’s kinda like liquor stores in the ghetto. This is the kind of irony the gods laugh about:::::

gods got rid of the retarded woman who lived across the street, prior to the fall of 2006 so your handiwork wouldn’t stare you in the face while there was so much attention.
gods took similar evansive manuvers w/ bi-racial.

Bill Clinton wasn’t impeached because he lied.
Bill Clinton wasn’t impeached because he was orally copulated.
Bill Clinton was impeached because it was 1998.

HOW TO PRAY:::1. I’m sorry for what I’ve done wrong. 2. I don’t want to sccumb to temptation and make any more mistakes. 3. I want to fix my problems. 4. Please don’t hurt me.

We will ALL be held to the responsibilities entrusted to us, no matter what temptations contradict this.

If you don’t do the right thing you’re going to do the wrong thing, and the right thing to do is to ACTIVELY fix your problems and pursue the favor of the gods.
If you’re not working hard to fix your problems, if you don’t creatively work to get the hell off Earth then you will be consumed by it, by the reverse positioning-institutions they instilled as temptations::::popular culture, democracy, materialism.

Just imagine if Cam’ron made one of his delusional mixtape songs using a sample from Right Said Fred. James Dobson would probably have to hold a press conference to denounce homosexuality, black people, and the British Empire.

Agreed about Thom Yorke, why do people find him such a genius. He has a great voice no question, but the music in Radiohead is clearly what makes them standout. Though I may hate on him at times, any man who made the comment: Coldplay? They’re just lifestyle music, is a-ok in my book.

Sylvia, thanks for the heads-up. I guess I get my closeted movie star tries to play a loving but stern role model for young children films mixed up. The Pacifier was the gem I was thinking of.

And obviously Canadian women are the finest import from the land of ice and snow (or is that Norway?). They may or may not be too sexy for this blog, but notice how Right Said Fred did not mention being too sexy for Canada in the song. Only NYC and Japan. Coincidence I think not.

As for “tush,” I gotta agree. It’s just not a euphonious word. It’s hard to believe ZZ Top would use that instead of “ass” or “can.”

And I always thought that Thom Yorke’s lyrics were the weak link in Radiohead. They’re one of my favorite bands, but I hope no one ever asks me to explain why.