Comments on: Archeologist Discovers Last Low Maintenance Girl Raised in West Side Los Angeles

By: Passion of the Weiss

Passion of the Weiss — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 21:28:00 +0000

Funny…that’s exactly what I was thinking

By: Nate

Nate — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:26:00 +0000

Jeff, why do I have this funny feeling that Mr. Anonymous is Mikey…hmmmmm

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:23:00 +0000

It’s hard to find a good woman. It’s even harder to find a good woman in los angeles. You can find low maintenance chicks but they are usually not that hot. Unfortunately the better looking babes are bigger bitches because they can be. That’s the way women are.

By: A Voice From Behind the Orange Curtain

A Voice From Behind the Orange Curtain — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:30:00 +0000

It seems like “low maintenance” is a sort of relative term. Where I come from the collector’s edition “high maintenance” girlfriend comes (in the original beach girl packaging) with artificially lightened hair, a boob job one size too big, jeans with an exposed thong and a pair of platform flip flops to go with that hot hot hot designer bikini top. And she is waay into burgers and fries — as an aesthetic at least. Haven’t these LA girls heard of BULIMIA? Anorexia is like, so ‘96.

By: Passion of the Weiss

Passion of the Weiss — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:49:00 +0000

I pick the midle eastern names from our yearbook…where else…it’s like a phone book of tehran (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

By: Nate

Nate — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 00:44:00 +0000

Apple Pan??? Bong Rips??? A Low Maintenance Girlfriend??? Dude, I can’t read about those things while I am at work. Now I am going to be daydreaming about going to Apple Pan high as fuck with my low maintenance girlfriend, excited to scarf down a Hickory Burger, Fries, Sweet Pickles, Cream Soda and Pecan Ala Mode (all while carrying on a conversation with Gordon of course). Fuck, this sounds like my life in 2004. I used to have the most low maintenance girl you could find (north of sunset). She was always down for a burger and a blockbuster flick. So it’s not totally impossible to find. By the way, I’m laughing my ass off about the Fareed Mosal name. Getting creative with the rich Middle Eastern naming are we? You’re a talented soul Weiss. Very talented…