Feb
27

O Brother Where Art Thou?

No matter where you go in the city of Los Angeles, you will inevitably be confronted with a lengthy line and a list once you get to the front of said line. This is one of the paramount annoyances of living in a city of over 3 million people, a city where no matter where… Continue reading »

Feb
25

A Passion of the Weiss Unpaid Advertisement

Not sure how many people reading this blog live out in the Valley, I assume not that many. However, if you do live in the Valley or elsewhere in Los Angeles, I would like to recommend checking out this hip-hop show on Sunday March 5th in Woodland Hills. It will feature a performance from none… Continue reading »

Feb
23

Beards, Cardigans and Glasses

On Tuesday night at the Avalon Theater in Hollywood, one thousand hipsters in cardigans, cheap plastic glasses and heavy beards believed that they could be rockstars. The reason: Craig Finn, lead singer of the Hold Steady, a man who looks more like the dean of a law school (click here to see the UCLA dean… Continue reading »

Feb
23

Beards, Blazers and Glasses: The Hold Steady

On Tuesday night at the Avalon Theater in Hollywood, one thousand hipsters in cardigans, cheap plastic glasses and heavy beards believed that they could be rockstars. The reason: Craig Finn, lead singer of the Hold Steady, a man who looks more like the dean of a law school (click here to see the UCLA dean… Continue reading »

Feb
22

Archeologist Discovers Last Low Maintenance Girl Raised in West Side Los Angeles

In a shocking discovery, an archeologist has discovered what is believed to be the last low-maintenance girl raised on the west side of Los Angeles. The archeologist who discovered the girl, Murray Lancaster, says that the discovery was as much a result of luck as anything else. “I was searching for dinosaur fossils underneath the… Continue reading »

Feb
17

Link Up, Bitch

I know what you’re thinking. Two blogs in one day. This is sheer lunacy. But I had good reason for this madness. No, not syphillis, but good call. Actually, the reason why I’m posting twice today is for Monday is President’s day and in honor of the holiday, I’m participating in a President’s Day parade.… Continue reading »

Feb
17

The Week In Review

People often ask me why I hate living in Los Angeles. There are of course, easy and standard answers like the fact that it took me an hour and 15 minutes today just to go from my parent’s place on the west side to my apartment on the east side. Luckily, the fun part was… Continue reading »

Feb
16

Taking a Hip Hop Dance Class Does Not Make You Hip Hop

Recently, I switched from the Woodland Hills Gold’s Gym to the Hollywood Gold’s gym, a move that has resulted in more than just a $20 a month rate increase (and yes, my Jewishness is killing me over that price hike). The transfer also has brought me in contact with a species of female I am… Continue reading »

Feb
15

The Schizophrenic Steve Martin

I’m pretty sure that Steve Martin is schizophrenic. As usual, I have no tangible evidence pointing me in one direction or the other, though if you just gauged his level of sanity from the above picture, I would side with my diagnosis. It’s no secret that the majority of Hollywood actors more closely resemble whores… Continue reading »

Feb
14

Cheney Announces Plans To Fight In Iraq

In a stunning decision sure to reverberate across the country, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he will join the United States Army and help the war effort in Iraq. The 65-year old will become the oldest active soldier in the United States’ fighting arsenal. “It’s something that I’ve wanted to do for a… Continue reading »

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