Dec
23

The Week in Review

Since I’m the only one in America actually working today, I feel compelled to post some holiday stocking stuffers for my readers (I’m so festive it’s truly extraordinary). Hopefully, I’ll be able to unleash some of my trademark venom (or evil, if you want to be a dick about it) later, but for now, these… Continue reading »

Dec
20

You Say You Want a Revolution

Iran’s new president has been in the news quite a bit since he took office in August, which is surprising since his name is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, which last time I checked didn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Why he didn’t change his name to Mark Adams or something similarly easy to pronounce is beyond me.… Continue reading »

Dec
16

Loose Ends

Every week, I save a bunch of articles that I consider blogging about, but many of them don’t make the cut. Starting this Friday, I’m going to institute a segment called Loose Ends that post links to these weird, funny, or frighteningly insipid articles. This article discusses how bats with bigger brains generally have smaller… Continue reading »

Dec
08

Eight is Enough

Suddenly and violently, I’ve been struck by the most grotesque episode of depression known to man. Don’t chalk this up as mere melodrama. It’s serious and very real and very painful. And don’t try to tell me that things are going to get better because they won’t. My depression has a serious root cause and… Continue reading »

Dec
07

1939-1945: A Time of Limitless Sunshine and Ice Cream

Mel Gibson knows Jews like he knows the back of his hand. After all, how else could he have been qualified to have made “The Passion of the Christ,” a film about the most famous Hebrew to ever grace the face of the earth (and no, I’m not talking about Franz Kafka, but good guess).… Continue reading »

Dec
01

Fill Me Up With Petrol, Post-Haste

Now I certainly know that I’m not the first one to notice this, but I’ve become convinced that Dick Cheney is the living embodiment of Mr. Burns, and their uncanny resemblance grows more bizarre every single day. Is it really such a stretch of the imagine to picture Cheney stealing candy from a baby and/or… Continue reading »